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01 April 2009 @ 02:21 pm
Pairing: Bernard/Manny
Rating: 15
Word count: 1201
Episode: He's leaving home
Disclaimer: Not mine never will be, which is a shame

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26 October 2008 @ 02:05 pm

“Where have you BEEN?” Bernard's voice is ragged and hoarse, but that's probably down to the fact that he was smoking three cigarettes simultaneously when they walked through the door. He bounces upright on the leather sofa and stubs all three fags out against the cover of a battered-looking Cliff Richard autobiography, then fixes Manny with a look of righteous indignation. “I have been subsisting on a diet of old teabags and nicotine! I had to roast that dead pigeon that's been lying in the garden for three months! I was reduced to licking the ink off old wine bottle labels! We ran out of WINE! I could have DIED!”

“You could have gone to Tesco,” counters Fran, looking unimpressed, before Manny can start apologising.

“Tesco is not for the likes of me! My kind are not welcome there!” Bernard proclaims, his lower lip wobbling piteously. “You deserted me! My own flesh and blood! Well, well, well I don't need you, either of you, I was getting on just fine without you! I've got new friends now! Better friends! True friends! Friends who won't say they're popping out to get a pizza and then never be seen again!” He slings a possessive arm around what looks suspiciously like a grimy pillow with a face scrawled on its front in magic marker. “This is Petey. Petey will never ever pop out to get pizza and leave me all alone for a whole week!”Read more...Collapse )
24 October 2008 @ 08:15 pm

Hi there! I've just mainlined 'Black Books', and I couldn't get away from the feeling that there really should be Black Books/Good Omens crossovers. So I committed one. I hope this is an appropriate place to post it?

Title: New Leaves
Author: FayJay
Fandom: Black Books/Good Omens crossover
Rating: R

As he lurches into consciousness, Bernard has the strangest feeling that there's something he almost knows, something he can just about remember. Something very important. Something about a war... secret agents....no, something to do with wings, or... there was this cool-looking bloke who dressed in black, obviously fancied himself, and there was this flickering thing he did with his tongue that was really quite distracting and...

He farts, rolls over, and plunges back into sleep.

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16 October 2008 @ 10:18 am
88 degrees - a Black Books RPG on livejournal!
Stop by and apply!
The only character taken is Bernard.
Hurry up!
15 September 2008 @ 10:21 pm
I do not claim to be good at drawing, I thought I should just make that clear.

Disclaimer- I don't own Bernard Black, I wish I did!
Summary- Chibi Bernard, and his many faces.

Current Location: In a bush of despair
Current Music: The Arnold Rimmer song
15 September 2008 @ 08:17 am
Title: one weekend in London (1/?)
Genre: Crackfic, Humor, Smut, Crossover, Slash
Rating: R
Fandoms: Black books, House M.D
Characters/Pairings: Bernard, House, Manny, Fran, House/Bernard
Summary: Remember how Bernard thought he was gay? Well the reason for that hobbles through the shop door. House is killing time at a medical conference, Bernard is livid, Manny is confused and Fran will explain all.

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X posted on My journal, housefic
03 November 2007 @ 12:03 pm
Hey all,

I'm newish here, and You have NO idea how happy I was to find this group. I've been a big shipper of Manny/Bernard ever since I first saw the show, but slash fics of them are so hard to find. I have spend a number of hours reading through all the fantastic fics posted here, and was finally inspired to attepmt to write one of my own. It's not fantastic, but I hope some of you might like it...

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Current Mood: hungryhungry
13 May 2007 @ 01:05 am
Just in case anyone could be interested, I thought I'd let you all know that I've written a couple more bits and bobs which are now up on my journal.

Drabbles and ficlets:
Goodnight, sweet prince
In the worm

Post fever
More sad are these we daily see- part one, part two